Wednesday, March 5, 2008

BREAKING NEWS: WARREN SAPP RETIRES


Oh, wait. No one cares. He plays for the Raiders. On Sapp's official website, aptly named QBKilla.com, he made the following announcement, "I'm Done!" That is in fact, all the website says. The truth is, the Raiders don't deserve anything more than Sapp's two word retirement announcement. The exclamation point at the end of his statement goes to show how happy players are to get out of the football purgatory that is the Oakland Raiders by any means possible.

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