Dwight Gooden will always be remembered as the Mets young phenom pitcher who at age 21, won both the AL Triple Crown and the 1985 Cy Young Award. He will also be remembered as the 23 year old who tested positive for cocaine and spent a third of the 1987 season in rehab. More recently, Gooden spent 7 months in jail for violating his probation after a rash of drunk driving arrests. He was released November 9, 2006.
Getting to the point, you're probably asking yourself, "What company would dare sign an endorsement deal with a washed-up, ex-superstar, convicted felon?" The answer: Blow Energy Drink Mix!
Blow Energy Drink is a fine ground white powder sold in vials. If you're tired after a long day, or just killed your best friend, saw your sister die before your eyes, and are battling scores of highly armed assassins hired by an angry Columbian kingpin with an M-16 in your Miami mansion you simply the mix the white powder with water for a big boost of energy. Blow Energy Drink does not recommend piling it's product on your desk, however.
Blow contains 240mg of caffeine, roughly equivalent to three cups of coffee. Blow Energy Drink Mix is a available for purchase in four pack sizes: The 2 pack Stash Box Sampler Pack for $9.95, the 12 vial Brick for $36, the 24 vial Recreational User Pack $72, and the 96 vial Fiender's Hook-Up for $200. Unfortunately, no G-Pack is yet available. But, the 12 vial Brick does include a complementary credit card and mirror!
Dwight Gooden recommends the Recreational User Pack for your re-up of Blow!
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thats fucked up. real funny but fucked up
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